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unsmokable:

matchingisoverrated:

demonhiccups:

I decided to bleep out the lines on “I’m a Boss Ass Bitch” so I can listen to it properly in church. 

IM LAUGHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW

I had high expectations and I was not let down

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tyleroakley:

UNF.
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lord-kitschener:

The top comment on the YouTube video says all you need to know:

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everythingisslowerinslowmotion:

fluffyplant:

it started out as a kiss
how it did it end up like this

It was only a kiss
IT WAS ONLY A KISS

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tyleroakley:

Please excuse my beauty.

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tyleroakley:

infinitelyeverlark:

Toxic | Melanie Martinez

One line in and I already knew I’d be reblogging.

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agenthiccupofarendelle:

insertcoolpunhere:

thenightfuryblog:

Love is an open door.

what I never got about this scene is; what are they standing on? where is the shadow from the thing they are standing on?

That really bothered me they are literally floating

guys

really

the lighthouse in the background

they are dancing on it

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vvankinq:

Peeing in a public toilet like

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captaiinmarvel:

when girls press their whole body against you when they hug, it means they like you a lot. also, they’re measuring your body to determine how long it will take them to eat your flesh, a technique shared by boa constrictors

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lesbianathogwarts:

dittoh:

Stab wound? You mean extra pocket.

nobody on this website should be allowed outside i swear to god

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tyleroakley:

LADIES, THAT’S HOW YOU GET A MAN.

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geometricdeathtrap:

metallikato:

generallegendary:

metallikato:

jewelstaites:

how to give a good handjob

  • bop it
  • pull it
  • twist it
  • harder
  • better
  • faster
  • stronger 

You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!

Cha cha real smooth

none of you ever touch a penis

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puppyblogger:

it’s like a pokemon evolution

puppyblogger:

it’s like a pokemon evolution

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rapewhistled:

why do old people drive slow they barely have any time left like GOOOOO ur dying

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